It wasn't me....

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Sorry, sorry..I think this is a  very funny joke...I have been  witness to clerks in stores this dumb. I once had a grocery checkout clerk that evidentaly had never eaten fruit or veggies..he did not know what a radish was..or ginger root, or chard. I found it astounding. I realized this when he rang up a bunch of radishes as grapes...Yikes! big price difference. I had to tell him what all my produce was. He asked "do you really eat all this stuff?" I assured him I did and that it was very tasty.